I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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