All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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