Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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