I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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