it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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