guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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