U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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