exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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