So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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