Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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