Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
is that a dick in a sweater?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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