Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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