Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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