Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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