fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
fuck your aforementioned shoe
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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