Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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