i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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