lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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