What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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