I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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