Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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