Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
me + whiskey = a bad person
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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