He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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