rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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