it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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