No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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