Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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