His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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