I wannas sexs uuuuu
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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