Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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