Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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