I love black thongs
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
North Korea, Best Korea!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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