tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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