We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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