so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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