Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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