We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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