The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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