i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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