You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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