I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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