my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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