I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
