There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
