if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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