You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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