Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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