my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I party with great urgency now.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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