have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷