We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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