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(212): View more from New York

brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp

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(561): View more from Florida

i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM

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(410): View more from Maryland

best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend

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(937): View more from Ohio

Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.

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(205): View more from Alabama

They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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(937): View more from Ohio

she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.

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(561): View more from Florida

Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.

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