: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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