I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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