how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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