Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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