he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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