This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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