Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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