but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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